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A biting satiric look at bigoted Fifth Avenue coop board
By Lucy Komisar
Playwright Charles Grodin served on a Fifth Avenue coop
board from 1986 to 1992. He wrote in a program note, “Early on, a board member
casually commented that a prospective buyer clearly bought his clothes off the
rack. I said, ‘I get my clothes off the rack.’ The board member said, ‘I know.’
When I realized that none of this was meant to be amusing, the idea of a play
was born.”
For snobby Fifth Avenue coop owners in Grodin’s biting
satiric play, “the right kind of people” have gone to Ivy League schools, are
impeccably and expensively tailored and have “social standing.” That means they
are listed in the for-profit “Social Register.” They probably work at white shoe
law firms or investment companies. They certainly didn’t attend CCNY, wear baggy
suits with socks that aren’t black, or appear too stereotypically Jewish. Nor
should they be divorced. Prospective tenants with the aforementioned undesirable
attributes are blacklisted.
However, one of the owners who votes down Jewish applicants
as unsuitable is Jewish. The board member he succeeded is getting divorced. They
think that owners shouldn’t have children or animals. But one board member has a
dog and another plans a child. So, the rules are for new owners. Concern about
drinking is expressed at the same time that a wondrous amount of red wine is
consumed by all.
After a while, it is clear that these “rules to improve the
building” are actually scripts for power trips to establish the superiority of a
collection of decidedly unimpressive, smug men and women. Ironically, these
upper class worshipers of money even dismiss the Barretts of Kansas (Fred
Burrell and Katherine Leask), who are worth a few hundred million, and the
Goldbergs of New York (Doris Belack and Keith Jochim), who’ve established a
chain of stores. These folks built their own fortunes, which apparently gives
them no points. The Barretts are not chic and the Goldbergs are too “garment
center” Jewish. One doesn’t learn the professions of the coop board members, but
it would be hard to imagine them doing anything that took grit and ability. They
more likely play “suck up / kick down” roles in business or the professions.
Even Frank Rashman (Edwin C. Owens), the successful
theatrical producer, makes his judgments on the basis of nepotism and
back-scratching. He gets his nephew, Tom (Robert Stanton) into the building and
on the board, then turns against him when he agrees with board critics. Tom,
perhaps representing Grodin, is first bewildered and then increasingly angry and
disgusted at the board.
Most of the coop board meetings are taken up with
expressions of bigotry. Members wonder, for example, if they should require all
employees to use the freight elevator to avoid having to share the passenger car
with a new black health care aide. “Could black people get into the building [as
owners]?” Tom asks. “Maybe a very light-skinned head of the UN,” replies Doug
Bernstein (Mitchell Greenberg), who presents himself as the “liberal,”
announcing that he’s in “the ADL.” (The Anti-Defamation League, which is not
spelled out for an audience assumed to be au courant.)
As directed by Chris Smith, the work has the feel of a long
sketch rather than a play. The characters are caricatures that do reflect real
people but never seem real themselves. But perhaps if they didn’t talk like
caricatures, some in the well-heeled audience might take them seriously. “We’re
not prejudiced. We’re just protecting our investment.” Some coop owners might
have agreed.
“The Right Kind of People.” Written by Charles Grodin.
Directed by Chris Smith. Starring Doris Belack, Stephen Bradbury, Fred Burrell,
Mitch Greenberg, Keith Jochim, Katherine Leask, Ed Owens, Robert Stanton, Evan
Thompson, John C. Vennema.
Primary Stages at 59E59, 59 E. 59th St. Tue 7pm; Wed - Sat
8pm; Sat 2pm; Sun 3pm. Through March 5, 2006. $60. 212-279-4200.
http://www.primarystages.com/.
by James Leynse.
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