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Finding Nirvana in Ojo Caliente
Secluded Spa Serenity
By Robin O’Grady
After way too many margaritas, mega-shopping expeditions
and longer-than-imagined mountain-drives around Taos, it’s time for some serious
relaxation.
“Next stop…” I write my friends via postcard, “is the poor
woman’s spa!”
Later I discover the Ojo Caliente Mineral Springs isn’t
really that cheap…but it certainly beats the pricey spas in Santa Fe, Arizona or
California. Let’s put it this way, it’s affordable.
I decide to take the short-cut over from Taos. Warning! The
little gray lines on the New Mexico maps are more like old wagon-train passages
than roads. But hey, it’s a rental car so who cares about the pot holes,
washboard gravel, and careening mountain drop-offs. (If you’re interested, take
State Roads 570 to 587)
It really is a charming, if primitive, drive that wraps
alongside the Rio Grande for awhile, then twists up the mountain-side and levels
out for miles of mesa driving.
I start to get a little antsy about the isolation. Glad the
ice chest is jammed with water and snacks. Who knows what could happen out here.
My mind flashes to Roswell and the whole UFO alien-incident back in the 1950s.
Okay, just breathe!
Finally, the road dead ends at Highway 285, where I head
south. More great views scatter across the horizon, as cinnamon rock formations
press up against the clouds.
Without much hoopla, the Ojo Caliente sign appears. A
narrow dirt entrance-way winds a bit, just long enough to question whether you
took the right turn. (This is a common occurrence across the entire state,
believe me. Many roads are just not well marked.)
The Green Emerald Emerges
A cluster of mission-style buildings finally emerge, and
all apprehension fades.
Ojo looks comfortable, earthy, unpretentious. Maybe it’s
the sprawling courtyard at the center of the grounds, with rustic twig arbors
shading scattered benches. Or the hotel’s long veranda lined with rocking
chairs.
Perhaps it’s the golden foothills wrapping around the
complex like a fortress. Or the old British phone booth, its cherry-red frame
resting unexpectedly near the entrance.
One thing is certain. This soil holds ancient secrets of a
different life in a different time. You can almost feel the footprints of the
Tewa Tribe as they gathered, bathed and honored theses revered mineral springs
back in the 1300s.
Today, more than 100,000 gallons of emerald green water
still streams to the surface each day, just as it did eight centuries ago.
Exploring the Miracle Waters
This place is just what the doctor (or therapist!) ordered.
Slow-paced and easy. Check-in is a breeze. I get my ID pin and eagerly head over
to the spa compound. The entry area is well-organized, with a friendly
receptionist booking appointments on her not-so-ancient PC.
The list of services is daunting, and I start to
stress-out. Do I want the red clay and oatmeal facial? Or the apricot and
vitamin C? What about one of these wraps—herbal, mud or milagro? Maybe just a
massage for openers, but which one? Hot stone, Thai or Watsu? Then there are all
these scratchy sounding treatments—salt glow, skin brush, body polish and desert
dew blah blah….
I postpone booking anything, opting to explore the grounds
and review the spa literature before committing. Several little buildings are
scattered around the complex. I’m not sure where to start, so I drift into the
first one—the co-ed bathhouse.
A large sauna/steam room is just off the entrance way. An
attendant tells me it’s always open and to just cruise in whenever. She explains
that the other co-ed treatment rooms are designated for couples who want to book
side-by-side massages, or go au-natural in two-person hot tubs complete with
kiva fireplaces.
“The private massage areas, lockers and changing rooms are
in the main bathhouse,” she says, pointing toward the largest building.
On the way over, I get detoured by all the different
alcoves. There’s an old hand-pump encircled in stone at the center of the
courtyard. A crooked little sign reads “Lithia.” Hmmmm. Is that like lithium?
The first natural Jacuzzi is carved into the side of the
foothills. It’s labeled “Iron Spring.” Later I learn this bath remains in its
original state, crafted by the Tewa tribe centuries ago. Those folks really were
ahead of their time!
Then there’s an enclosed structure, marked “Soda Spring.” I
wander into the steamy little hut and a few people are hanging out in the
buoyant water. Looks tranquil.
Right next door is a sunny patio area where people are, uh,
covered in mud. They look like wild banshee creatures sprawled out around a
large murky pit—hair, faces and bodies caked in brown slime as they bake in the
sun.
The thought of putting my cellulite-dotted-self on display
is intimidating. I keep walking.
Nearby is a two-tiered natural Jacuzzi with a trickling
waterfall. The sign reads “Iron and Arsenic.”
I ponder whether there’s any rhyme, reason, or order
involved when taking the plunge into these strange pools. Iron and Arsenic
first? Then mud? Then soda? And, what’s the deal with arsenic anyway…isn’t it
poisonous?
The main bathhouse is just around the corner, so I head
over to get the low-down. A receptionist shows me around the
locker-changing-shower area, then gives me a tour of the private massage, bath
and treatment rooms.
She shrugs nonchalantly when I ask about the protocol for
soaking in the outdoor springs. “No order,” she says, “Just apply the mud
treatment in the afternoon, so you have time to dry in the sun, otherwise you’ll
get cold.”
Back outside, I head toward a brilliant yellow canopy
arcing over an expansive swimming pool. There’s another hot tub next to it, but
no wall-sign to identify its contents. Is it “normal,” or is this another
secret-potion soak?
Overwhelmed, I pull up a chaise lounge, absorb the
still-strong October sun, and start to read-up on this place. Drinking from the
Lithia well relieves depression, I discover. Arsenic aids arthritis, according
to Indian legend. Guess I’ll survive, no one on the grounds has keeled over yet.
A couple hours…and zzzzz’s later…I’m ready to book some spa
treatments and go back to the hotel for lunch.
Back at the Hacienda
Okay. So it’s not the Taj Mahal. Rooms in the main hotel
are furnished circa 1940s (the mattresses appear to be from that era as well)
and hallway sounds easily echo inside. No TVs. No phones. Or mini-bars,
obviously. They do have small bathrooms, but no showers. (“All bathing has been
done in the bathhouses for more than one hundred years,” the brochure mandates.)
Oh well, with single room rates and access to all the waters priced at $79 a
night, who cares.
For those who want a little more luxury, private cottages
are available with some better amenities (sorry, still no showers). There’s also
a camping area north of the complex.
The Artesian Restaurant is a godsend. It’s great to have an
onsite eatery that serves traditional cuisine and healthy specials for
breakfast, lunch and dinner. The wine and beer list is palatable. If a glass of
vino doesn’t help you sleep after a day of sunshine and spa treatments, nothing
will.
Inside the lobby, a roaring adobe fireplace is surrounded
by overstuffed chairs. This is where the early-birds gather each morning,
eagerly awaiting the promised 7 a.m. coffee service. Like most places in New
Mexico, the refreshments arrive when the wait-staff feels like it. Grit your
teeth—or empty cup— and enjoy all the eclectic guests.
Yoga, Woga or Wandering
Tired of being a spa lizard? There’s plenty more to do
around this place. The Yoga Center offers classes throughout the week to soothe
mind, body and spirit. Or try Woga, otherwise known as water yoga, held in the
soda house on weekends.
What’s a spa without some retail temptations? The little
gift shop has a solid selection of herbal concoctions, natural cosmetics, robes,
and the usual souvenirs. If you’re lucky, you can catch one of the native
artisans selling jewelry along the hotel veranda in the afternoons. Nice pieces
at good prices.
Explore the “Round Barn” and learn about the history of the
country’s only remaining round adobe structure. Legend has it that the circular
shape was invented to keep evil spirits from hiding in the corners. There are
plenty of other myths surrounding this architectural treasure, which you’ll
discover on your walk-through.
Whatever you do, definitely take the one mile round-trip
hike up the foothills to see the ancient site of Posi-ouinge, the “greenness
pueblo.” Home to the Tewa Indians from the 1300s to 1500s, this ancient
settlement once was a thriving village. The original pueblo structure contained
more than 1000 rooms on the ground-floor and almost as many on the second and
third levels.
You’ll spot ancient chards of pottery, original building
stones and other artifacts (all illegal to disturb). If you listen carefully,
you can almost hear chisels pounding, drums beating and corn husks rustling in
the breeze just as they would have centuries ago.
Still have energy to burn? Gather around the courtyard
campfire in the evenings. It’s a great place to sit and talk with other guests
over the embers.
By the second day, I’m feeling like a seasoned pro at
mineral-spring hopping. Two newbies walk by as I laze in the iron-arsenic pool.
“I wonder if we’re supposed to go in these in any order?” she asks her friend.
“That was my question, exactly,” I respond, “but they told
me it doesn’t matter.” She looks relieved, and I’m thankful for the confirmation
that this is a common inquiry…not just another neurotic control-issue surfacing.
The Indians believed the Ojo geothermal springs had
mystical healing powers. After drinking Lithia water all day, soaking my muscles
in countless steamy baths, and getting one great spa treatment after another,
I’m convinced. This is nirvana, there’s no doubt about it.
Helpful Hints
Ojo Caliente Stress-Busters
Unlike a lot of so-called spas, Ojo Caliente is brimming with great
practitioners. You really can’t go wrong sampling any of the treatments. Some
simple tips will ensure a relaxing stay.
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Write down your daily spa appointment times. It’s easy to
get confused from day-to-day. If you happen to mess up, like I did, you’ll still
be charged.
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Book your spa and massage sessions around the restaurant
hours. Either early enough before eating to allow for a shower and some prep
time, or long enough after a meal to digest your food. Massage on a full stomach
isn’t the greatest experience. Neither is sitting in a crowded dining room with
crazed-out oily hair.

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Just like any other service profession, spa-staff
gratuities are appreciated. The going rates range from $5 on the low-end up to
$20 for a really superb treatment.
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Showers must be taken in the main bath house, which
wouldn’t be a problem if they allowed hairdryers (posted signs say it’s a quiet
zone). Hello! Some of us have really bad hair days if we don’t get a dyer on
those locks immediately. I used my dryer anyway (on the low setting), got
chastised by a staff member, ignored her, and kept right on drying my hair. On
the way out, I handed her a tip after complaining about the ill-thought-out
policy.
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Contact with the outside world is limited, since cell phone
reception is scanty. Bring a calling card, or a lot of quarters to feed the pay
phone if you need to stay in touch.
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Pack a beach tote, a couple bathing suits, spa sandals,
sunscreen, a shade hat, and some insect repellant if you’ll be hiking. Towels
are provided in the bath house.
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Take at least one large plastic bottle to fill with Lithia
water. It’s supposed to relieve depression and colitis. The curative powers of
the other springs include Iron to purify the blood, Soda to aid digestion,
Mud
to remove toxins, and Arsenic to soothe arthritis, stomach ulcers, and skin
conditions.
Whoa, all this pampering and major health benefits too. Not
bad for a poor woman’s spa!
For details contact:
Ojo Caliente Mineral Springs Spa
50 Los Banos Drive
Ojo Caliente, NM 87549
800-222-9162
For information on accommodations, spa treatments, historical facts, and special
pottery, yoga and healing workshops:
www.ojocalientespa.com
Photos: Courtesy of New Mexico Tourism Department,
Ojo Caliente Mineral Springs Spa, and photographers Philip Greenspun and Mark
Orr.
Robin O’Grady is a roving freelance writer living in
Michigan. Contact her at:
alphabetsoup@earthlink.net
New Mexico Tourism Department:
www.newmexiconorth.com
North Central New Mexico:
www.newmexiconorth.com
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