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The Country Mouse visits London

By Janice Rossen

The excitements of London are dizzying, and if you are already a Town Mouse instead of a Country Mouse, you will feel right at home. I am always a little overwhelmed by it, myself, so I have concocted a few tried and true ways for dealing with this feeling. The most direct way to escape traffic and crowds is to walk in St James’ Park, where noble trees tower over you and crocuses and daffodils grow in patches in early spring.

Perhaps the most direct infusion of calm is to find a really fabulous hotel and head there immediately. (By the way, I can highly recommend a transportation company called ‘Just Airports’, and you can ring them up a few days before your trip to collect you from wherever you are flying into.) On my latest trip, I rushed from Heathrow to the Chesterfield Hotel in Mayfair, and was instantly swept into a cheerful ambiance. The porters spring forward with such alacrity to seize your luggage that you will be left looking around you on the empty pavement, wondering where they have gone? The Chesterfield presents itself as a kind of Victorian gentleman’s club, with leather sofas (Chesterfield, of course) in the lobby, strewn with elegant needlepoint pillows. A feature I have always loved there are the two silver bowls with green apples in one and red apples in the other. If you like symmetry and open-handed generosity, the Chesterfield is for you.

It is, roughly speaking, a businessman’s hotel, which means that the service is utterly extraordinary. The staff must cope with short-tempered, briefcase-carrying Men in Suits all day long, and if you simply turn up as a tourist, they know exactly what to do for you, and—now this is the key point—they have a lot of panache, too. As it happened, my mother arrived to join me on Shrove Tuesday, which means Pancakes in the traditional feast before Lent. The chef set up a long table in the lobby and made us all scrumptious crepes with flambéed fruit and fresh berries. We sat in the bar, drinking tea, and tucking into freshly made crepes; it was a delightful welcome. I can also highly commend the restaurant, which offered specially cured smoked salmon, (carved tableside), and a delicious Caesar salad with huge chunks of lobster on it. The Chesterfield is an excellent base for setting out to tackle London’s museums, not least because it is in one of the quietest and most central locations. An especially nice feature of the hotel is a monthly summary—on one page—by Ian, the head concierge, of his favorite sights and theatre events in London at the moment.

The Chesterfield has my deep respect for making a welcoming atmosphere for travelers, in the midst of the city. There is a pianist in the bar nearly every evening, which makes for a cozy spot in which to settle into those huge leather armchairs and have a long chat with a friend over a cognac at midnight.

The next cure and solace for Traveler’s Angst in the Big City is to find the trendy and distinctive café nearby, in which you can sit down for an hour or so, and think about what you have just seen or plan what you are going to do that evening. I was lucky enough to discover the Chocolate Society, in a small enclosure called Shepherd’s Market (about two blocks from the hotel, and very near Green Park tube station). You can buy, here, the most incredible chocolate truffles (handmade every day), to eat there or take away, and sip an espresso, looking out into the courtyard. Nothing really will prepare you for the amazement of an oil painting echoing Holbein’s portrait of Sir Thomas More, but presenting the president of the Chocolate Society in fur-lined cloak and slashed green velvet sleeves . . . .

Mayfair also has the advantage of being very quiet at night (this makes it a Country Mouse haven), yet also of having some superb restaurants, since it is refinedly upper crust. Another antidote to feeling stressed by Big City Bustle is to find a favorite restaurant. I have been dining for years at Diverso (almost across the street from Green Park station), and always feel (now, this is a bit complicated to express) as though I am both in California and in Italy at the same time, while sitting firmly in London, reaping the benefits of superbly metropolitan professional cooking and service. The compelling beauty of Diverso, among all these other benefits, is that the tables are spaced far apart. The usual London drill is to be shoved two feet away from the diners at the next table on an uncomfortable banquette seat, having to overhear their conversation. Dinner is for conversation—that is its raison d’etre. Otherwise, we would be out at the theatre. But at Diverso, you can sit and talk for hours, waiters whisking away plates like magic. It is a lovely space, with a light and airy feel to it—they achieve Mediterranean grace in a cold and rainy city. And you can dine on elegant fish dishes or a divine risotto with black truffles, with a huge bowl of strawberries for dessert.

I have also dined at Diverso several times alone (they always bring me extra biscotti—homemade—with my espresso), and a London restaurant that will treat a solo diner with exquisite courtesy (and extra biscotti) is a treasure.

Italian food can be marvelous in London, and I must also mention Paradiso E Inferno, which is located on the Strand (roughly across the street from the Savoy), and where I had a fabulous birthday luncheon with my very dashing friend Pami, who lives in SW1, London. She booked a table in advance, stressing that we wished to sit in the ‘paradise’ section of the restaurant, rather than the ‘inferno,’ (which does indeed mean ground level as opposed to downstairs!) and we smashed out on Dover sole and a Fettuccini Alfredo that had us sighing with pleasure.

If you look closely at the Paradiso E Inferno bar, pictured above, you will see all the signs of a great Italian restaurant: excellent Grappa, serious black pepper mill, oil and vinegar at the ready, and a formidable espresso machine.

As for the River Café in Hammersmith, it is a well-worn cliché, to say that it is . . . . well, I can’t even think of the best cliché to express the passionate zeal with which I have admired this restaurant. As everyone who loves it will readily caution you, it is A Very Long Way from central London, and while the directions for walking there from the tube station are clearly explained on the café’s answering machine, they seem formidable. In the end, nothing is simpler. You can take the Piccadilly underground line from anywhere in the center of London out to the Hammersmith stop, and march authoritatively to the taxi rank just outside the station. From there it is a short and zippy ride (not even very expensive) to the café. And here you are . . .

As in any exemplary restaurant, The Owners (in this case, there are two in a partnership) will usually be there. Both Rose Grey and Ruth Rogers must be committed to this enterprise. You will see Rose Grey in the photograph below, (who kindly posed for me on earnest request) next to the café’s signature wood-burning oven, and this on the occasion of some eighteen years of ownership. (The taxi driver told me that Ruth Rogers arrived later that afternoon.) The two of them gained their original inspiration from living and cooking in Italy, and as such have mastered the art of sourcing ingredients. ‘The simplest things done well’ is the best recipe for any dining establishment, says my friend Steve, who runs a restaurant himself. This is certainly the case at the River Café, although their real glory, I think, is that they not only prepare food with reverence, but they put interesting ingredients together. Consider the poetry of ‘wood roasted turbot tranche with marjoram and lemon, braised swiss chard and their stalks, salsa verde,’ or ‘seared scallops with chilli, cannelloni beans, grilled fennel and winter leaves . . . .’

The menu changes daily, to reflect what is best and freshest in the market. On the memorable occasion of my first meal at the River Café, I splurged on a plate of homemade pasta prepared with only butter and shavings of fresh white truffles, tout simple. Dining there another time with my mother, we shared a plate of grilled artichokes, and, later, a sensational dessert called ‘Chocolate Nemesis,’ which sent us flying to the first of the chefs’ many cookbooks. (Again, a few choice ingredients prepared with utmost skill).

The River Café deserves, I think, its status as Mecca. And this in itself is the flip side of feeling Country Mouse-ish: if you come to London to find the best of the very best, you will feel certain that the journey has been worth it when you have discovered and partaken of it. So artful and complex an institution would really not be possible in the provinces.

This holds true, for me, with a few other indispensable Must See places and Must Dine spots, that have drawn me through the years. I almost never miss the National Portrait Gallery, where you can stroll around and gaze at celebrities from the age of the Tudor kings (there is a fearsome Henry VIII portrait) up to the very latest and most trendy media stars, including a wonderfully weird portrait of J.K. Rowling. A favorite corner of the museum for me is the downstairs café (my view of it is pictured above), where you can look up through the glass ceiling to the elegant façade of the building, and, if you are lucky with the weather, watch a rainbow come and go with the clouds.

I am also a huge fan of the Royal Shakespeare Company’s productions, and saw a recent As You Like It twice over. As for the best of the best in a certain genre, Fortnum & Mason offers the most lavish selection of food imaginable—you can find everything from tins of foie gras to delectable Fortnum & Mason tea (the Royal Blend is particularly fine) to Aunt Jemima’s pancake mix (for expatriate Americans?). If you want to send a thank-you present to anyone, this is the place to go: after you wander among the offerings downstairs, you take the basket up to the next floor, and it will be packaged and sent for you with minimum of fuss. My other must-dine spot is Mon Plaisir, an enchanting French bistro near Covent Garden, and someday I am actually going to see ‘The Mousetrap,’ that London theatre museum piece that everyone I know has seen except for me. I always walk right past it, on the way to Mon Plaisir, but the Country Mouse grip gets hold of me, and leads me straight to fromage, which this restaurant does better than anywhere in the metropolis.

The final antidote to London Frenzy is to get right away from there and go to . . . the possibilities are endless, but my long-time favorite is Oxford, which is only an hour’s train ride away. You can be a Day Tripper and come back the same evening, or reverse this, by staying in Oxford and dipping cautiously into London (although train fares are hideously expensive at peak hours, so check in advance). Simply walking around and looking at the colleges is magical—Somerville is pictured above, the more or less setting for Dorothy L. Sayers’ novel Gaudy Night (for which, I have heard, the dons at this college have still not forgiven her). In Oxford, you can visit the Ashmolean Museum, which has the distinction of being the first and oldest museum in all of England, and have a drink in the lobby of the Randolph Hotel, opposite to it.

If you want to dine in someplace a bit more trendy, nothing can beat Quod, right in the center of town on High Street, which has an Italian flavour to it (roasted vegetables and goat cheese with arugula). The art work on the walls is abominable, the food exquisite, and the view out the huge windows of Oxford honey-coloured stone facades is fabulous. Portobello, a bit north of the center, has marvelous food (again, it is owned privately by a restaurateur who is there looking after things). My friend Helen and I dashed in for a quick lunch, recently, and ordered all starters to share: crispy calamari and smoked duck breast salad and risotto of Roquefort and leaf spinach. Portobello has the virtue of being a neighbourhood restaurant—it even boasts a Children’s Menu—and seemed to be full of local regulars tucking into British with side splash of Italian cuisine.

I don’t think I ever miss dining at Fishers, which serves the freshest of seafood in the sunniest of venues.

My other favorite Oxford haunt is the Old Parsonage Hotel, which is in a sixteenth century building with a beautiful stone-flagged outside patio, for dining al fresco in summer. In winter, there is a wood fire burning all day, than which nothing is more welcoming or cheerful.

Whether you are essentially a Town Mouse or a Country Mouse, London exerts an undeniable fascination. Somehow, I am always drawn back to it. I don’t think I will ever feel comfortable, there—though that is not what it is for, as a traveler. For me, it is for settling in for an evening of passionate conversation at Diverso, with my husband, Bill, or for rushing up to Trafalgar Square on the 24 bus with my Woman of the World chum, Pami, or for sinking into those Chesterfield arm chairs with the incomparable Thys, swirling brandy around in balloon glass until the hotel staff start diplomatically lowering the lights in the bar.

Photographs by Janice Rossen

Contact numbers and further information:
Just Airports, (0208) 900-1666, will send a driver to meet your plane, for a fixed rate determined in advance (though you must pay them in British pounds, which sometimes means a quick detour to the ATM machine in the airport). You must book with them in advance.

The Chesterfield Mayfair, 35 Charles Street, Mayfair, London W1J 5EB, tel. (0207) 491-2622, www.chesterfieldmayfair.com

The Chocolate Society, 32-34 Shepherd Market, London, W1J 7QN, tel. (0207) 495-0302, www.chocolate.co.uk

Diverso, 85 Piccadilly, Mayfair, London, W1J 7BN, tel. (0171) 491-2222, www.diverso-restaurant.co.uk

Paradiso E Inferno: 389 Strand, London WC2R 0LT, tel. (0207) 836-7491

The River Café, Thames Wharf, Rainville Road, London W6 9HA, tel. (0207) 386-4200, www.rivercafe.co.uk (I must add, reservations are imperative, to dine here, and the staff will ring you back to confirm your booking, the day before)

Royal Shakespeare Company, www.rsc.org.uk

Mon Plaisir, 21 Monmouth Street, Covent Garden, London, WC2H 9DD, tel. (0207) 836-7243, www.monplaisir.co.uk

For anyone wishing to see ‘The Mousetrap’—an Agatha Christie classic (‘now in its 54th year’)—it plays endlessly at St Martin’s Theatre, West Street, London WC2, tel. (0870) 162-8787.  Perhaps next trip . . . .

Quod Restaurant and Bar, 92-94 High Street, Oxford, tel. (01865) 202505

Portabello Restaurant and Bar, 7 South Parade, Summertown, Oxford OX2 7LJ, tel. (01865) 559653, www.portabellorestaurant.co.uk

Fishers, Oxford’s Fish and Seafood Restaurant, 36/37 St. Clements Street, Oxford OX4 1AB, tel. (01865) 243003, www.fishers-restaurant.com

Old Parsonage Hotel, 1 Banbury Road, Oxford OX2 6NN, tel. (01865) 310210, www.oldparsonage-hotel.co.uk

Sydney Hotel, 68-76 Belgrave Road, Victoria, London SW1V 2BP, tel. (0207) 834-2738, www.sidneyhotel.com is also a very nice place to stay, and excellent value

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