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Going With The Flow

By Jane Cassie

What do you get when you take three aging babes; one with a gimped shoulder, another a bum knee and a third who can’t even swim, and plunk them on a whitewater raft heading down BC’s Thompson River? The answer: healthy heart rates and gales of laughter.

Ominous clouds hold the promise of rain, and although our banana yellow slickers will shield us from a downpour, we soon discover they don’t guard against other wet impacts that Mother Nature has in store. “Hang on tight, Team,” Simon yells over the thunderous pounding, “and let’s take on this big boy!”

Our Australian guide has more vigor than Crocodile Dundee, and we feel like his Olympian trainees when powering through the first mammoth wall of water known appropriately as ‘The Shocker.’ Gasps escape all twelve of our gaping mouths, and in spite of our protective raingear, we soon become as drenched as a dozen seagoing mariners. “It’s time to shift, Group,” Simon calls out, after resurfacing to calmer swirls. With a mischievous grin, he circles the fuming vortex until we’re, once again at its electrifying start gate, and after both rows shuffle forward, we have two new brave hearts at the bow.

This procession of rotating to the front dunk-tank seats occurs throughout the day and while we hug tight to white-tipped torrents and catapult waves like a pack of pole vaulters, we have a blast in more ways than one.

Even when confronted, face to face with the wettest and wildest, Simon’s knowledge and competency instills total confidence. His certified expertise is a universal standard that Kumsheen Rafting Resort imbibes, and that’s why since 1973 they’ve enticed over two hundred thousand riders to hop on board.

The resort’s home base is scenically terraced above the raging torrents, just six kilometers (4 miles) east of Lytton. Ponderosa Pines and sun-bleached sage embrace the property’s quaint cabin tents that overlook the limestone cliffs of White Canyon. Each one is decked out with a fanfare of memorabilia that depicts their signatured titles, such as Gold Miners Shanty, Pit House, and The Last Spike. On the previous night, the three of us had shared Chinese Cabin, and were intrigued with its heirloom treasures and historical tales.

Word has it that back in 1860 when there was ‘gold in them thar hills,’ the Chinese population flocked to the area from as far away as San Francisco and Hong Kong. Many hung out along the muddy shores of the Fraser, at the area known as Yale Bar, and although their second rate citizenship prevented any personal claim staking, the clean up of gold dust remnants that they pursued deemed to be quite profitable.

Within the comfy Kumsheen confines today, a wicker basket swaddles pottery remains that were uncovered at a nearby Chinese site, a strung up washboard unites with hallmark photos to depict the gold rush days, and at night, when the propane lantern emits a soft translucent glow, the rumbling of nearby trains conjures up visions of the bygone era.  

Meandering trails lead from these humble abodes to other playful pastimes. Here, the adventurous collect their wits before challenging the wilds….and so did we three older gals.

After our morning of getting up close and personal with ‘Shocker’ and other heart-thumping rapids like the ‘Tunnels of Love,’ we pull into Gold Pan Provincial Park for a bite of lunch and bit of river reprieve. Sun rays sear through the thin cloud cover just in time to dry out waterlogged windbreakers, and after devouring savory salads, chicken fajitas, and scrumptious carrot cake, it’s time to go with the flow again.

“We’re going to team up with another crew,” Simon informs, as we all clamor back onto our twenty-two foot inflatable. “It’s always a good idea to partner while plying through the last half of this course.” Although nobody argues, we all share looks of trepidation when we review the rescue process with another raft of wave warriors. All the while, Simon wears an impish grin.

At first, the ride is literally a breeze, and while drifting languidly through gentle swirls and easy going currents, heat from the overhead sun provides a warm embrace. We brush up to steep sided canyons where grand monoliths and weather riveted hoodoos hover over us like watchful sentinels. We pass by snaking railcars that trace the footsteps of time as they cleave their way through granite gouged tunnels. And we ogle over the kaleidoscope of wild life that includes soaring eagles, mule deer and nimble big horn sheep.

The vistas are jaw dropping and spectators along the highway also stop to take in the beauty. They seem intrigued as they watch us roll with the relaxing river. Maybe it’s because, from their position, they can see what’s coming up. “OK team, it’s time to get a grip,” Simon hollers with excitement, “and with both hands!” From our leveled viewpoint beyond the river’s gentle gyrating, we catch sight of a horizon that fumes with white water. The boiling froth spews over, what appears to be, building-size boulders, and unleashes tremendous fury to whatever comes in its wake. We’re the next ones to be engulfed.

While following the leader and playing Simon says, we experience white knuckle fever while riding roller coaster rapids that buck us like a mechanical bull. We’re gobbled up by the Jaws of Death, bumped and rinsed with the Washboard’s spin, and sucked into Green Hole’s vortex. The Garburator churns, Witches Cauldron boils, and the Terminator – well, you can probably guess how it feels. Throughout the day while challenging over twenty five thrillers, our adrenaline flows faster than the surge and pounding hearts compete with the surf. As well as a day of drenching, it’s an adventure that instills a new found a feeling of exhilaration. And for three aging babes, what more could we ask for?

Kumsheen Raft Adventures Ltd
P.O. Box 30
Lytton BC VOK 1Z0 Canada
Phone: 250 455 2296
Fax: 250 455 2297
Canada and USA Toll Free: 1 800 663 6667
Email: rafting@kumsheen.com
Web: www.kumsheen.com

Images by Barb Mitchell and compliments of Kumsheen Raft Adventures

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