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Eat, Drink and Be Wary
Authority Reveals the Ins and Outs of Fine Dining
Reviewed by Madelyn Miller, the TravelLady
We all make certain assumptions about basic rules of life.
When driving, people will keep their cars on the right side of the street, in
the right lane. When dining, we assume the food is as described and fresh.
When you start to question these assumptions, life gets a
little scary.
I was recently in a car wreck, My car was totaled when I
was stopped at a stop light. A young man came from another lane and crashed into
me. I never expected it. But now I am sentenced to weeks of physical therapy.
What could I have done differently?
I have a lot more time to read now. So I picked up EAT,
DRINK AND BE WARY, only to be reminded of other dangers in everyday life.
The waiter spit in your food. No way that last cup of java
was decaf. Your steak took a dramatic roll on the kitchen floor, but according
to the staff, the three-second rule applies. When it comes to dining out, our
worst fears are realities and much more. In FINE DINING MADNESS: The
Rules and Realities of Fine Dining, restaurant journeyman John Galloway takes
diners to school and shows how to avoid such service malice and get the most
from every fine dining experience.
FINE DINING MADNESS gives all restaurant patrons the
steadfast rules. With priceless humor and shocking revelations, Galloway
recounts his restaurant war stories and people therein. From mega-stars, call
girls, mob bosses and crazed chefs, to all forms of addiction, wine insights,
imperative tipping protocol and other vital insider information, readers learn
how to get the maximum value from their restaurant dollar. He even spills the
news on a thousand reasons why not to own a restaurant. All the while, Galloway
plots his own departure from the brutal grasp of restaurant toil. His dream is
to fly, but first he must survive his time as a fine dining penguin.
True to life, FINE DINING MADNESS offers dining
insights far beyond your local restaurant guide. It sheds a wealth of knowledge
on the art of fine dining as Galloway notes every epicurean detail and gaff,
from navigating the menu and not sniffing corks to ordering coffee and the
proper way to handle the check. These invaluable insights teach the diner how
to befriend the staff and, subsequently, be the focus of their best efforts.
Galloway’s book is a must read for anyone who dines out,
aspires to a better life, or ever wanted to know what was happening behind those
swinging doors. This is the veritable restaurant bible with the rules you can’t
afford not to know, lest you don’t mind that three-second floorsteak.
WCBS in New York calls FINE DINING MADNESS, “the
most outrageous, opinionated, laugh-out-loud book ever written about what goes
on behind the service
scenes in restaurants.”
Galloway currently lives in Las Vegas where he spent over
six years researching and writing FINE DINING MADNESS. After spending two
decades in the restaurant business, Galloway attended commercial flight training
school and is now a Certified Flight Instructor and Commercial Seaplane Pilot
with Multi-Engine Instructor, Instrument Instructor, and Glider ratings. His
next book is Whiskey Tango (wasted time). An inventory of lessons for all
to learn by without living through, Whiskey Tango, like FINE DINING
MADNESS, promises to challenge your perspectives.
Another book for Foodies
The Food of Love
By Anthony Capella
Set in the eternal City, reading this is like visiting your favorite Italian
Trattoria. Romance blossoms but with a Cyrano de Bergerac twist.
Plume Book
www.penguin.com
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